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Use Your Collusion

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1.
Heil to the Chief ”I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute anyone that questions the office of President of the United States and will, to the very very best of my most tremendous bigly ability preserve, protect, and defend all the money I swindle from the very very not United States. So help me, ME.” Y’all better heil to me That is if you want to stay free Mark this with my guarantee Y’all better be bowing to me CHORUS Don’t stand there in disbelief Raise em up and heil to the chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Y’all better heil to me That is if you want to stay free Mark this with my guarantee Y’all better be bowing to me CHORUS Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
2.
Idiocracy 03:40
IDIOCRACY Women to the back Blacks to the back Nazis get a little slack Now we’re all on track Send the Mexicans back Send the gays waaay back Putin gets a little slack Now we’re all on track Chorus It’s my old school philosophy For a New World Idiocracy My intentions I can guarantee For a New World Idiocracy Women to the back Blacks to the back Nazis get a little slack Now we’re all on track Send the Mexicans back Send the gays waaay back Putin gets a little slack Now we’re all on track Chorusx2 Come on baby, Take a ride with me Set the course for World War III Solo Chorus Come on baby, Take a ride with me Set the course for World War III Old school philosophy, Idiocracyx4
3.
Made to Order Hold the pickles! Hold the lettuce! Specials orders do upset us! All I ask that you let me do it MY WAY Chorus Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to Got the money in my pockets and bitches by my side Got yachts in the harbor and such a sweet ride Supporters so white it makes me smile with pride Your dream for America, well I think it just died! Chorus Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to Got the money in my pockets and bitches by my side Got yachts in the harbor and such a sweet ride Supporters so white it makes me smile with pride Your dream for America, well I think it just died! Chorus Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to (x2) Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to (x2 up tempo)
4.
Grab Em By The Pussy I’m a fucking mean machine I run on hot-rod gasoline And I’ve got the biggest dick that you’ve ever seen You’ve got to see my ride She just turned eighteen And when I take my shot She’s gonna lick it clean Don’t you fuck with me Can’t you see I’m a celebrity The chicks all fall in love with me When I’m grabbin em by the pussy Chorus It’s my Presidential Decree That I grab em by the p-p-p-pussy UN-Apologetically I gotta grab em by the p-p-p-pussy I’m a fucking mean machine I run on hot-rod gasoline And I’ve got the biggest dick that you’ve ever seen You’ve got to see my ride She just turned this many And when I take my shot She’s gonna lick it clean Don’t you fuck with me Can’t you see I’m a celebrity The chicks all fall in love with me When I’m grabbin em by the pussy Chorus SOLO Chorus
5.
De-Evolution 01:39
De-evolution Idiots to the third degree Fuck like rabbits spreading the disease Praise the prez cuz he talks like me Eat his shit with mindless glee Gettin fat cursing manual labor Pissed off at your immigrant neighbor Who’s getting paid to kill you off All courtesy of Carl’s Jr Chorus You call it revolution I call it de-evoluton It may be our final solution It’s called de-evolution Idiots to the third degree Fuck like rabbits spreading the disease Praise the prez cuz he talks like me Eat his shit with mindless glee Gettin fat cursing manual labor Pissed off at your immigrant neighbor Who’s getting paid to kill you off All courtesy of Carl’s Jr Chorus x2 De-evolutionx4
6.
Real Lies 02:17
Real Lies It’s so plain to see the entire US loves me Got crowds as far as eye can see Liberal bastards keepin me down Fake news run me in the ground Cleanin up this one horse town CHORUSX4 Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Murder rates outta control getting shot in Chicago You’re lucky I’m runnin this fucking show You’ll never see me eat crow Just ask my buddy Arpaio I let the good ones go CHORUSX4 Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Its simple and clear There’s nothing to fear I’m not a racketeer or a profiteer I’m tremendously sincere; just ignore the sneer SOLO CHORUS Its simple and clear There’s nothing to fear I’m not a racketeer or a profiteer I’m tremendously sincere; just ignore the sneer
7.
Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious (background) Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind I never was afraid to speak even when I was a lad My buddy gave my nose some tweak and then I went jihad One day I heard a word that would help my bleeding nose The biggliest word you ever heard and this is how it goes... I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious (background) Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind So when pussy’s got my tongue there's no need for dismay I summon up the best of words cuz I got a lot to say I’ve used it willy-nilly and it has changed my fucking life I said it to this chick one day, nooooooow!!!!!!....... I’ve got another wife! I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious (background) Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind I’m Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
8.
45 00:44
45 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45! CHORUSX3 45, 45 I’m the best You can’t deny 45, 45 I’m the bigliest Dickliest guy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45!
9.
Let’s Go Camping Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free CHORUS Pedro, Let’s Go Pedro, Let’s Go Pedro, Let’s Go Pedro, Let’s go camping! You’re guilty of no offense. That’s no defense I base it all on false pretense You like tents? We’ve got intense tents Please enjoy this barbed wire fence CHORUS X2 Don’t mind the gun and don’t try to run There’s no cryin when you’re havin fun Separating mother and son. We’re gonna get er done My heart is second to none CHORUS X2 I can enslave you and I get to say when It’s in the Bible, can I get an Amen? I am the law and with the slip of my pen Let’s all go camping in the lion’s den CHORUS X2
10.
WWF Poor! You’re Fucked! Immigrants! You’re Fucked! Blacks! You’re Fucked! Young! You’re Fucked! Homosexuals! You’re Fucked! Vets! You’re Fucked! Hispanics! You’re Fucked! Handicapped! You’re Fucked! Women! You’re Fucked! There’s a pretty common theme here! CHORUS Wow! We’re Fucked! Wow! We’re Fucked! Wow! We’re Fucked! Wow! We’re Fucked! Sheisse! You’re Fucked! Hans! You’re Fucked! Von Clap! You’re Fucked! Heidi! You’re Fucked! Me. No, I’m Good CHORUS
11.
Make America Hate Again Writin checks that meek cash Bring folks together to clash May I be so bold and brash World’s gonna go up in a flash Chorus Make America Great Again For the middle-aged fat white man Make America Hate Again Breaking backs of the working man Make America Great Again For the middle-aged fat white man Make America Hate Again Con’in poor into buying my plan Make America Great Again For the middle-aged fat white man Writin checks that meek cash Bring folks together to clash May I be so bold and brash World’s gonna go up in a flash Chorus So you want a Holy War? Well, I’m your Holy War Whore! So you want a Holy War? Well, I’m your Holy War Whore! Solo So you want a Holy War? Well, I’m your Holy War Whore! So you want a Holy War? Well, I’m your Holy War Whore! That’s right, I’m right, I’m ALT-Right, The future’s bright
12.
Tweet Twit Twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Take to my phone with every thought Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Calm and collected is what I’m not Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat This is it, you get what you got Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat I’m the man calling all the shots I’m the man. I call all the shotsx6 Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat Tweet twit twat I’m the man calling all the shots I’m a tweet twit twat
13.
You're Fired 04:09
You’re Fired You think I’m gonna just let myself go? Hell no! I run this fucking show I don’t even care if you try to impeach I’m attaching myself like a motherfucking leech This gringo likes to party. I shit millions by the hour I shit on all the peons and they still give me the power Bridge/Chorus AMERICA Step into my office Why? Because You’re Fired, You’re Fired You’re Fired You’re fucking Fired, You’re Fired You’re Fired You’re Fired You’re fucking Fired If you’ve got money, I’ll be your whore, If not, I’ll show you the motherfucking door I you do, then get down on all fours I’ll show you something that you can afford I got all the money I still want more I got all the pussy I still want more I got all the power but I still want more More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More!!!! Bridge/Chorus AMERICA Step into my office Why? Because You’re Fired, You’re Fired You’re Fired Schizze, You’re Fired Nacho, You’re Fired Von Klapp, You’re Fired Heidi, You’re Fired Hans, You’re Fired
14.
Epilogue 01:27
What a Wonderful World I see trees on fire, dead roses too I see them die for me and you And I think to myself we really fucked this shit up The colors of radiation so pretty in the sky Are mutating faces of the people passing by I see friends of all colors getting beat by boys in blue And what they’re really saying is “fuck you, too” I see skies full of death atomic blasts so bright The dark shitty day followed by dark shitty night And I think to myself we really fucked this shit up Yeah, I think to myself, we really fucked this shit up EPILOGUE Kids, Here’s your SCROTUS learning and fucking growing moment. Your apathy and complacency lead to nothing but compliance. Don’t stand by and be little sheep. Stand up and be the fucking wolf

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released November 18, 2018

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