1. |
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Heil to the Chief
”I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute anyone that questions the office of President of the United States and will, to the very very best of my most tremendous bigly ability preserve, protect, and defend all the money I swindle from the very very not United States. So help me, ME.”
Y’all better heil to me
That is if you want to stay free
Mark this with my guarantee
Y’all better be bowing to me
CHORUS
Don’t stand there in disbelief
Raise em up and heil to the chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Y’all better heil to me
That is if you want to stay free
Mark this with my guarantee
Y’all better be bowing to me
CHORUS
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
Heil, Heil, Heil to the Chief
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2. |
Idiocracy
03:40
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IDIOCRACY
Women to the back
Blacks to the back
Nazis get a little slack
Now we’re all on track
Send the Mexicans back
Send the gays waaay back
Putin gets a little slack
Now we’re all on track
Chorus
It’s my old school philosophy
For a New World Idiocracy
My intentions I can guarantee
For a New World Idiocracy
Women to the back
Blacks to the back
Nazis get a little slack
Now we’re all on track
Send the Mexicans back
Send the gays waaay back
Putin gets a little slack
Now we’re all on track
Chorusx2
Come on baby, Take a ride with me
Set the course for World War III
Solo
Chorus
Come on baby, Take a ride with me
Set the course for World War III
Old school philosophy, Idiocracyx4
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3. |
Made To Order
03:41
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Made to Order
Hold the pickles! Hold the lettuce! Specials orders do upset us!
All I ask that you let me do it MY WAY
Chorus
Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to
Got the money in my pockets and bitches by my side
Got yachts in the harbor and such a sweet ride
Supporters so white it makes me smile with pride
Your dream for America, well I think it just died!
Chorus
Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to
Got the money in my pockets and bitches by my side
Got yachts in the harbor and such a sweet ride
Supporters so white it makes me smile with pride
Your dream for America, well I think it just died!
Chorus
Made to OrDer! Power given to a chosen few
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Made to OrDer! Swallow up the hate that I spew
Made to OrDer! Do what I order you to
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to (x2)
Whoah! Whoooah! Whoooah! Whooooh! Do what I order you to (x2 up tempo)
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4. |
Grab Em By The Pussy
04:01
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Grab Em By The Pussy
I’m a fucking mean machine
I run on hot-rod gasoline
And I’ve got the biggest dick
that you’ve ever seen
You’ve got to see my ride
She just turned eighteen
And when I take my shot
She’s gonna lick it clean
Don’t you fuck with me
Can’t you see I’m a celebrity
The chicks all fall in love with me
When I’m grabbin em by the pussy
Chorus
It’s my Presidential Decree
That I grab em by the p-p-p-pussy
UN-Apologetically
I gotta grab em by the p-p-p-pussy
I’m a fucking mean machine
I run on hot-rod gasoline
And I’ve got the biggest dick
that you’ve ever seen
You’ve got to see my ride
She just turned this many
And when I take my shot
She’s gonna lick it clean
Don’t you fuck with me
Can’t you see I’m a celebrity
The chicks all fall in love with me
When I’m grabbin em by the pussy
Chorus
SOLO
Chorus
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5. |
De-Evolution
01:39
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De-evolution
Idiots to the third degree
Fuck like rabbits spreading the disease
Praise the prez cuz he talks like me
Eat his shit with mindless glee
Gettin fat cursing manual labor
Pissed off at your immigrant neighbor
Who’s getting paid to kill you off
All courtesy of Carl’s Jr
Chorus
You call it revolution
I call it de-evoluton
It may be our final solution
It’s called de-evolution
Idiots to the third degree
Fuck like rabbits spreading the disease
Praise the prez cuz he talks like me
Eat his shit with mindless glee
Gettin fat cursing manual labor
Pissed off at your immigrant neighbor
Who’s getting paid to kill you off
All courtesy of Carl’s Jr
Chorus x2
De-evolutionx4
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6. |
Real Lies
02:17
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Real Lies
It’s so plain to see
the entire US loves me
Got crowds as far as eye can see
Liberal bastards keepin me down
Fake news run me in the ground
Cleanin up this one horse town
CHORUSX4
Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies
Murder rates outta control
getting shot in Chicago
You’re lucky I’m runnin this fucking show
You’ll never see me eat crow
Just ask my buddy Arpaio
I let the good ones go
CHORUSX4
Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies
Its simple and clear
There’s nothing to fear
I’m not a racketeer or a profiteer
I’m tremendously sincere; just ignore the sneer
SOLO
CHORUS
Its simple and clear
There’s nothing to fear
I’m not a racketeer or a profiteer
I’m tremendously sincere; just ignore the sneer
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7. |
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Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious
If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious
Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
(background)
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
I never was afraid to speak even when I was a lad
My buddy gave my nose some tweak and then I went jihad
One day I heard a word that would help my bleeding nose
The biggliest word you ever heard and this is how it goes...
I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious
If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious
Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
(background)
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
So when pussy’s got my tongue there's no need for dismay
I summon up the best of words cuz I got a lot to say
I’ve used it willy-nilly and it has changed my fucking life
I said it to this chick one day, nooooooow!!!!!!....... I’ve got another wife!
I’m, Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
The motherfucking sound of me is something quite atrocious
If I cry it loud enough you'll know I sound precocious
Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
(background)
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
Dumb Little Little Little Dumb Little Mind
I’m
Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious Supercallousfascistracistextrabraggadocious
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8. |
45
00:44
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45
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45!
CHORUSX3
45, 45
I’m the best
You can’t deny
45, 45
I’m the bigliest
Dickliest guy
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45!
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9. |
Let's Go Camping
02:20
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Let’s Go Camping
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
CHORUS
Pedro, Let’s Go
Pedro, Let’s Go
Pedro, Let’s Go
Pedro, Let’s go camping!
You’re guilty of no offense. That’s no defense
I base it all on false pretense
You like tents? We’ve got intense tents
Please enjoy this barbed wire fence
CHORUS X2
Don’t mind the gun and don’t try to run
There’s no cryin when you’re havin fun
Separating mother and son. We’re gonna get er done
My heart is second to none
CHORUS X2
I can enslave you and I get to say when
It’s in the Bible, can I get an Amen?
I am the law and with the slip of my pen
Let’s all go camping in the lion’s den
CHORUS X2
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10. |
Wow! We're Fucked (WWF)
03:01
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WWF
Poor! You’re Fucked!
Immigrants! You’re Fucked!
Blacks! You’re Fucked!
Young! You’re Fucked!
Homosexuals! You’re Fucked!
Vets! You’re Fucked!
Hispanics! You’re Fucked!
Handicapped! You’re Fucked!
Women! You’re Fucked!
There’s a pretty common theme here!
CHORUS
Wow! We’re Fucked!
Wow! We’re Fucked!
Wow! We’re Fucked!
Wow! We’re Fucked!
Sheisse! You’re Fucked!
Hans! You’re Fucked!
Von Clap! You’re Fucked!
Heidi! You’re Fucked!
Me. No, I’m Good
CHORUS
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11. |
Make America Hate Again
02:54
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Make America Hate Again
Writin checks that meek cash
Bring folks together to clash
May I be so bold and brash
World’s gonna go up in a flash
Chorus
Make America Great Again
For the middle-aged fat white man
Make America Hate Again
Breaking backs of the working man
Make America Great Again
For the middle-aged fat white man
Make America Hate Again
Con’in poor into buying my plan
Make America Great Again
For the middle-aged fat white man
Writin checks that meek cash
Bring folks together to clash
May I be so bold and brash
World’s gonna go up in a flash
Chorus
So you want a Holy War?
Well, I’m your Holy War Whore!
So you want a Holy War?
Well, I’m your Holy War Whore!
Solo
So you want a Holy War?
Well, I’m your Holy War Whore!
So you want a Holy War?
Well, I’m your Holy War Whore!
That’s right, I’m right, I’m ALT-Right, The future’s bright
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12. |
Tweet Twit Twat
01:30
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Tweet Twit Twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Take to my phone with every thought
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Calm and collected is what I’m not
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
This is it, you get what you got
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
I’m the man calling all the shots
I’m the man. I call all the shotsx6
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
Tweet twit twat
I’m the man calling all the shots
I’m a tweet twit twat
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13. |
You're Fired
04:09
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You’re Fired
You think I’m gonna just let myself go?
Hell no! I run this fucking show
I don’t even care if you try to impeach
I’m attaching myself like a motherfucking leech
This gringo likes to party. I shit millions by the hour
I shit on all the peons and they still give me the power
Bridge/Chorus
AMERICA Step into my office Why?
Because You’re Fired,
You’re Fired
You’re Fired
You’re fucking Fired,
You’re Fired
You’re Fired
You’re Fired
You’re fucking Fired
If you’ve got money, I’ll be your whore,
If not, I’ll show you the motherfucking door
I you do, then get down on all fours
I’ll show you something that you can afford
I got all the money I still want more
I got all the pussy I still want more
I got all the power but I still want more More, More, More, More, More,
More, More, More, More!!!!
Bridge/Chorus
AMERICA Step into my office Why?
Because You’re Fired,
You’re Fired
You’re Fired
Schizze, You’re Fired
Nacho, You’re Fired
Von Klapp, You’re Fired
Heidi, You’re Fired
Hans, You’re Fired
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14. |
Epilogue
01:27
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What a Wonderful World
I see trees on fire, dead roses too
I see them die for me and you
And I think to myself we really fucked this shit up
The colors of radiation so pretty in the sky
Are mutating faces of the people passing by
I see friends of all colors getting beat by boys in blue
And what they’re really saying is “fuck you, too”
I see skies full of death atomic blasts so bright
The dark shitty day followed by dark shitty night
And I think to myself we really fucked this shit up
Yeah, I think to myself, we really fucked this shit up
EPILOGUE
Kids, Here’s your SCROTUS learning and fucking growing moment.
Your apathy and complacency lead to nothing but compliance.
Don’t stand by and be little sheep. Stand up and be the fucking wolf
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