1. |
Claimer
00:37
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2. |
Master Disaster
01:40
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Master Disaster
Top of the world, what do I see?
Tiny people cheering for me
Don’t give a fuck about liberty
I’m a Chaos, now bow to me
CHORUSX4
I’m the master of your disaster
Fuhrer for life is what you’re gonna get
Freedom takes another hit
Laughing as the nation gets split
I’m the pig, wallow in my shit
CHORUSX4
I’m the master of your disaster
Commander in Chief, I’m above the law
Lose the election, I call it a draw
I’m everywhere, you’re in shock and awe
This country’s my whore and I fuck it raw
CHORUSX4
I’m the master of your disaster
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3. |
Cult 45
03:29
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Cult 45
Losing what’s left of my mind
Flushing toilets 15 times
Adderall? I’ll do a line!
Yet still, they think I am a stable genius
Divide the left and the right
Laundering all through the night
Vlad and I, we’re really tight
Yet still, they think that I’m prestigious
Chorusx2
Cult 45
Keeps me alive
Warms me up inside
Where I go, they will follow
Cult 45
Keeps me alive
Warms me up inside
Makin KoolAid, they will swallow
Screwed a porn star and got caught
My girl Ivanka, she’s super hot
Just call me Donnie on the pee spot
Yet still, they think that I am classy
My charity has been fined
Been bankrupt many times
Playing golf on their dime
Yet still, they think that I am savvy
Chorusx2
Outro x4
Cult 45
Cult 45
Oooo Ay Oooo Ay Oooooo
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4. |
I'm Peachy
03:13
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I’m Peachy
I’m Peachy, I’m Peachy
I’m the SCROTUS and I like to keep it sleazy
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
I love the ladies and I love to get freaky
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
I keep it dirty but Pence gets preachy
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
Stephen Miller makes me look less creepy
CHORUS
I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself, I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself
I’m kidding myself
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
Shifty Schiff and Congress can eat me
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
I really hate it when my cabinet gets leaky
I’m Peachy I’m Peachy
With y’all watchin, it’s hard to be sneaky
I’m Peachy, I’m Peachy
Goin to prison but my goons are gonna free me
CHORUS
Impeach Me, Impeach Me,
Impeach Me, Impeach Me, I’m Peachy
Impeach Me, Impeach Me, Impeach Me
Impeach Me, I’m Peachy
CHORUS
….am I kidding you?
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5. |
Me Too
03:44
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Me Too
I respect women more than anyone
So I carry round my mints
So attracted to beautiful
Dig them big phony tits
I’m a Goddamn rock star
I gotta scratch that itch
When I see a young hot rockin bod
I move on em like a bitch
Now you can do what I do x4
CHORUS
Me Too x4
I love women and I love to screw
Me Too x4
I love big fake plastic boobs
Me Too x4
Golden showers make me come unglued
Me Too x4
I don’t give a shit about you
I start kissing on married chicks
I don’t even want to wait
I’m the chief they let me do it
I don’t even need a date
I pay to have chicks piss on me
Yes, I’m your head of state
Lawyers say I should stop talking
Else I’ll incriminate
Now you can do what I do x4
SOLO
CHORUSX2
I don’t give a damn about
I don’t give a shit about
I don’t give a fuck about YOU
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6. |
White Powder
02:27
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White Powder
Syphilis has riddled my brain
So much pussy, cuz of my fame
It’s a virus and I’m to blame
Gonna cure it with a little cocaine
All this pressure driving me insane
I really need it and its calling my name
Like a moth to the flame
Gotta get me just a little cocaine
Chorus
Just a little, Just a little
Cocaine
Just a little, Just a little
Cocaine
Just a little, Just a little
Cocaine
Just a little, Just a little
Cocaine
Just a little really hits the spot
Slowing down is an afterthought
Who am I kidding? Give me all that you got
Here I come baby; ready or not!
All this pressure driving me insane
I really need it and its calling my name
Like a moth to the flame
Gotta get me just a little cocaine
Chorus
SOLO
Chorus
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7. |
Big Richard
03:49
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BIG Richard
I’m cursed with a fate, a genetic trait
If you’re a horse, you can relate
My balls are on fire and filled with hate
I fucking dent the ceiling when I masturbate
Chorus
Big Richard
Twice the man that Obama was
Big Richard
My huge cock is all the buzz
Big Richard
Twice the man that Obama was
Big Richard
My huge cock is all the buzz
Just one look’s gonna make you cum
Go so deep, make your cervix numb
It doesn’t matter who you are
When I shove him in, you’re gonna see stars
Chorus
Big Richard x4
Little Richard
I’m cursed with a fate, I overcompensate
I’ve got tiny hands to masturbate
My balls are on fire and filled with hate
Can’t get it up. Blame it on the prostate
Chorus
Little Richard
half the man that my mother was
Little Richard
Tiny little cock in my peach fuzz
Little Richard
half the man that my mother was
Little Richard
Tiny little cock in my peach fuzz
My fruit o’ looms are filled with a plum
It takes ten strokes to make me cum
When I slip him in, he ain’t gonna go far
Gonna have to get ya hard with my credit card
Chorusx2
Little Richardx4
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8. |
Shithole
04:39
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Shithole
When progress is enemy number one
When fascist police do whatever they want
When civil rights are coming undone
When you’re leaders are funded by a gun
Bridge
When there’s very fine people on both sidesx4
CHORUSX4
Shithole! Shithole! You live in a Shithole!
When mass shootings are happening nationwide
When people of color try to find a place to hide
When the president stands up for white pride
When David Duke is on your side
Bridge
When there’s very fine people on both sidesx4
CHORUSX4
When you wall off the rest of the world
When you lock up little boys and girls
When minorities fill your prison cells
When incels are breaking out of their shells
Bridge
When there’s very fine people on both sidesx4
CHORUSX4
SOLO
CHORUSX4
CHORUSX4 Bottom Drops out
CHORUSX4
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9. |
We Love Earth
02:20
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We Love Earth
We Love EarthX4
2000 years ago
Jesus started up his show
Part of his universal plan
Days before he made man
He built the heavens above
And then his labor of love
It’s the center of the universe
His homeland planet Earth
We Love EarthX4
Pumping shit into the streams
Burning coal and calling it clean
Toxic faces going green
Dinosaurs fuel our machines
Can’t be warming if I see snow
Fucking scientists, What do they know
Stickin with the status quo
We’re gonna reap what we sowx5
We Love EarthX4
We Love EarthX8 w/Solo
We Love EarthX4
Repeat Verse 2
We Love EarthX4
We Love Earth, Earth, EarthX4
We love Earth
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10. |
Hangin With Jeff
02:41
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Hangin with Jeff
Come on out and have a good time
Don’t you worry, it’s on my dime
Underage hookers shouldn’t be a crime
We all know you like to mingle with slime
I like my ladies on the “young side”
If you need a hookup, I’ll be your guide
Once I get you on the inside
Your deal with the devil is certified
CHORUSX2
Mr. Lawyer! Come hang with Jeff
Mr. Celebrity! Come hang with Jeff
Mr. Royalty! Come hang with Jeff
Mr. President! Come hang with Jeff
I like my ladies on the “young side”
If you need a hookup, I’ll be your guide
Once I get you on the inside
Your deal with the devil is certified
Your concerns may be justified
Shit! They’re coming to testify
Now my actions are verified
Oops! I committed suicide
CHORUSX2
Jeff Jeff Jeffy Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeffy Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeffy Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeffy Jeff
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff
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11. |
ESMF
02:19
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Eat Shit Motherfucker X 2,000,000
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12. |
Virus
03:23
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VIRUS
Horsemen on the horizon
Time for me to take over
They say I’m not a cancer
I’m their number one soldier
Bridge
I am the leader of the damned
Pestilence is my right hand
Chorus
I am the virus….virus….virus
virus….virus….virus
Bridge
Chorus
Future is looking darker
But I am your perfect savior
I divide and conquer
Forcing lambs to the slaughter
Bridge
Chorus
Bridge
Chorus
I am the Virus
I lead the mindless
I am the virus
Demons rise up in chorus
Bridge
Chorus
Bridge
Chorusx2
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